Um, Can Someone Tell Me Where My Ass Went?

So, I ordered a new bathing suit from Old Navy – my new favorite store.  I ordered an extra large in this suit:

It came today and I tried it on.  It fits great….except in the ass.  The ass literally hangs off of me.  Apparently, I went from having a big old shelf ass to an inverted ass.

Can I not win in the booty area? 


The boobs kind of roll around too, but I expected that.  I never had any bewbies.

The suit is cute though, and at $19, hey, what the heck.  I’ll just pull up the back.  Or I can just let my ass sag…because, well, who cares?  Better than a wedgie.  😉


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Kelly
    Jun 18, 2010 @ 13:32:58

    LOL! I’m finding that it’s easier to get 2 piece swim suits (NOT a bikini! lol!) So I can get the size I need for the top and the bottom. But yup, sagging is sure better than wedgies! I tell my husband I’d take sagging, wrinkly skin over fat-filled skin ANY DAY!!


  2. goldeygrad97
    Jun 18, 2010 @ 14:11:01

    I do have some tankinis and I love them because of the sizing. I can alter this suit though to take care of the sag. I just thought it was funny to see it waving around behind me…LOL


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