True Story…Sigh

So we’re getting ready for bed last night and I reach around under my right arm to scratch something.  When I get there, I feel a huge lump, and immediately panic.

“Bob!  Do you feel  a lump here?”

He reaches over and touches where I’m frantically pointing, “No.”

I look at him and say, “Right Here!  Here!  You can’t feel that?” rubbing the spot.

He looks at me like I’m an idiot and says, “Hon, the only thing I feel is YOUR RIB.”

Oh…um…thanks.

So that’s what they are supposed to feel like.

D’uh.

Advertisements

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Christie
    Aug 08, 2010 @ 02:24:06

    LOL!!!!!! I love this story so much that I even told it to my husband as we were getting into bed last night. 🙂

    Reply

  2. goldeygrad97
    Aug 08, 2010 @ 12:40:48

    LOL…I’m laughing now, but I was freaked at the time…as a fat girl, I never realized you could feel your ribs there…LOL

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: